So my friends here in Heber taught me about a game, which I guess is catching on in popularity. Like many other games of its calibur, it uses a baseball analogy. The game is played something like this:

Single: Go to an attractive girl's house and eat her food.

Double: After eating the afore mentioned food, "make out" with the afore mentioned attractive girl.

Triple: uhhm... Let's just say a triple involves a natural reaction of step one.

Somehow I don't think this is going to catch on at Boyce.